Moon Landing: Fact of Fiction?
http://www.moonmovie.com/15things.html
I personally don’t care about the subject but I found it to be kind of interesting. You decide.
Really Cool Movie Websites
Going the Distance is a comedy in the tradition of Road Trip…but it’s Canadian and doesn’t look half bad.
Check out the site: http://www.goingthedistancethemovie.com/index.jsp
Check out the music portion!
SAW is a movie that I mentioned earlier and is described as being pretty fucked up
Check out the site: http://sawmovie.com
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Bad Bad Movies that exist for some unknown reason.
There are a couple of movies out there that exist for the sole purpose of annoying me to the point of exhaustion. The funny thing is that these movies are constantly replayed over and over again on TV.
Over the weekend when I had absolutely no money and nothing better to do that watch TV (feel pity for me), there were two such movies on the boob tube. Showcase for whatever reason keeps playing a movie that I will call The Ultimate Weapon, mainly because that is the name of it. In reality it is The Biggest Ultimate Piece of Crap on the Planet Earth and Beyond.
If you or anyone you know has actually managed to watch this movie from start to finish without trying to a) punch the TV, (b) turn the channel, or (c) go insane, the I will give you $50. I shit you not. You have to be stone cold sober as well. It stars Hulk Hogan (yep) in an edgy role as an elite special forces in the tradition of Commando. This guy can run in slow motion with a dozen guys shooting machine guns at him with absolutely no cover at all and will actually dodge every bullet and even kill half of the guys trying to kill him. He is that awesome. Here is a comment from another poor soul who actually watched this movie:
"This movie is utter and total crap. Flashy catch phrases try to make up for the poor acting and bad writing. The henchmen of the main baddie can shoot, but one of them walks up to Cutter's friend that they think is dead only to get shot by his shotgun. If I had a good five seconds and I was a bad guy I would have shot right away rather then checking if the guy was dead. The added "Man I am good" from Cutters friend made me laugh so sadistically with sarcasm that I couldn't control my utter outrage of funding for this piece of dung. Sitting through the last scene of the movie when the main baddie's friend comes back in a cop car to run over Cutter and is diverted into the barn where the main bad guy is standing on a bomb made the movie totally believable. And if you believe my last line.... you sure are gullible!"
He then went on to say "Check this movie Ouuuuut!" 
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ATTENTION: POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT FOR ALL ASIAN FILMS EVER
Okay, now I know that I have just been talking about movies for a while just for the fact that I now have a Region Free DVD player in my Xbox and I can watch movies that have been copied...like every movie that Shane owns, pretty much. I watched Hero on DVD. It was cool, epic, and very colourful. I loved the part with the arrows and I would have to say my favorite character was Broken Sword. This dude got killed or wounded in the first couple of stories and I kind of thought he was going to be awesome right off the bat, so I was wondering what the fuck. But then there was that tale of Him and Flying Snow where they take on an entire army. Then he takes on the emperor and that one move where he could have taken the emperors head right off but doesn't, is awesome. It's only one small part of the whole movie.
I also just saw Shaolin Soccer which was at times laugh out loud funny and at other times really really jaw dropping to look at. It was an asian film though and you can definitely tell when a movie is asian...not only is everyone asian, but by the way it is made as well. Even the plot points where the only girl in the movie shows up bald and funny looking at the end after the main character has just told her that they are going to be friends only, so the girl runs off to (I guess) shave her head, and then they get married??? Huh? Or where they try to enlist their soccer team and all the guys they talk to say say that can't help, and without any further persuasion they all show up at the same time to say there in? I knew it was coming but... Over all I liked both filmes.
I raised one eye brow on that part.
